The Capybara Post

Society

March 28, 2025

Local Woman Turns Vegan From Rising Taxes
March 27, 2025

Exhausted Office Worker Desperately Seeks Girlfriend With Parents Willing To Pay $300,000 For Breakup
March 27, 2025

Shakespearean Witches As Omens For Modern Society
March 26, 2025

American Woman Uses Baby Wombat As Photo Prop In Classic White Savior Move
March 25, 2025

21 Year-old Man Cheated & Messed Up Big Time
March 23, 2025

Man Thrilled to Trade Perfectly Cooked Steamed Chicken for Stale Drumstick
March 19, 2025

Bullfrog Learns Painful Lesson After Swallowing Vindictive Beetle; Local Woman Wishes Her Food Fought Back Too
March 19, 2025

Teenager Sets Ambitious Goal to Become an Incel, Sees it as “The Ultimate Life Achievement”
March 18, 2025

Scientists Confirm We Are Living In The Dumbest Possible Timeline
March 16, 2025

Man Literally Uses ‘Literally’ in Every Sentence, Literally
March 14, 2025

Golden Retriever Tests as ‘Highly Introverted’ on MBTI, Prefers Solo Walks and Quiet Reflection
March 12, 2025

Local Woman Says ‘Bear With Me’ Despite Complete Lack of Bear
March 10, 2025

Local Man Cheerfully Announces ‘Bath Time’ to Dishes Before Passive-Aggressively Scrubbing Them
March 9, 2025

Citizens Eagerly Await Apocalypse to Finally Put Non-Existent Survival Skills to Use
March 8, 2025

Local Man Checks Gym Mirror 20 Times in 20 Minutes, Still Somehow Not Ripped
March 8, 2025

Local Woman Continues Sending Unsolicited Pussy Pics
March 7, 2025

Local Man Attempts to Boost His Rizz Game by Chugging Carbonated Beverages
March 6, 2025

Local Man Cheerfully Announces ‘Bath Time’ to Dishes Before Passive-Aggressively Scrubbing Them
March 4, 2025

Man Reminds Hamster Not to Open Door for Strangers Before Leaving Apartment
March 3, 2025

Hanging Out With Friends Basically Just Group Therapy Where No One Improves
March 3, 2025

February: For the Shortest Month, It Sure Was a Lot
March 1, 2025

Woman Told She’s “Prettier When Her Mouth Is Closed,” Still Trying to Make Sense of It
February 28, 2025

Colorblind Woman Mistakes Red Flags for Green Flags, Remains Fully Committed to Toxic Relationship
February 28, 2025

Local Man Already Exhausted for Tomorrow
February 27, 2025

Childhood Friends Still Meeting Monthly At 40s To Compare Levels Of Exhaustion
February 24, 2025

Social Anxiety Declared Nation’s Most Popular Emotional Support Spirit Animal
February 24, 2025

Valentine’s Day Card Stores Slashing Prices: Man Can Now Buy Two for the Price of One
February 23, 2025

Man Suddenly More Attractive To Women After Securing Girlfriend Who ‘Saw His Potential’
February 22, 2025

Americans Urged To Practice Mindfulness As Cost Of Living Spirals Out Of Control
February 16, 2025

State Horrified as Gymgoer’s Visible Panty Line Becomes More Interesting Than Actual Workout