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June 7, 2025

British Museum Review: The Only British Display Is The Queue
May 26, 2025

Man Deeply Moved As Wife Tells Him She’d Rather Die Than Be A Burden If She Ever Got Alzheimer’s
May 24, 2025

Man Who Says His Love Language Is Words Of Affirmation Now Happily Dating Someone Who Calls Him “Shuai Ge” Daily
May 21, 2025

Nation Divided Over Whether They’d Rather Live With One Human-Sized Pigeon Or Twenty Pigeon-Sized Humans
May 19, 2025

Study Finds People Are Too Judgmental Nowadays, According To Man Who Can Tell Just By Looking At Them
May 18, 2025

Report Confirms You Were Once Someone’s Sunshine
May 16, 2025

$45 Billion Discovered In Nigerian Prince’s Compound After Decade-Long Struggle To Give It Away Via Email
May 15, 2025

Local Student Embarks On Journey of Self-Realisation, Becomes Luminous Light Source
May 13, 2025

Ugly Dinosaur Faces Prehistoric Bullying By Peers With Perfect Jawlines
May 12, 2025

Man Claims His Life Improved Drastically After Wife’s Best Friend Married Complete Loser
May 9, 2025

Man Confirms Stomach Is Flat, Clarifies That The ‘L’ Is Silent
May 7, 2025

32-Year-Old Man Calls Wife A ‘Really Big Fascist’
May 2, 2025

Hobosexual Woman Leaves Man-Child After 6 Years Of Financial Drain, Immediately Enters Another Toxic Relationship With Better Couch
April 24, 2025

Adult Who Has Spent Lifetime People-Pleasing Now So Bland Even AI Struggles to Generate Personality for Him
April 23, 2025

Woman Has Wild Date, Decides She’s Emotionally Ready To Try A Fig
April 22, 2025

Elderly Gym-Goer’s Flesh Chandelier Escapes Ballroom As He Bends to Tie Shoe, Delivers Monologue on Greek Democracy
April 19, 2025

Woman Announces Magical Transformation Into Bitter Old Woman Nearly Complete
April 18, 2025

Woman Tragically Trapped In No-Man’s Land Of Dating: Too Nice For Toxic Men, Too Toxic For Nice Men
April 17, 2025

Local Man Questions Why He Should Take High Road When Psychopath Gets Better Results
April 16, 2025

Woman Realises Her Social Battery Was Bought On Shopee, Just A JPEG Of One
April 15, 2025

Heroic Husband Performs Bacon Neurosurgery to Spare Wife From Horrific Encounter With Flavour
April 13, 2025

Local Cat Becomes Homeowner, Immediately Begins Ignoring Mortgage Responsibilities
April 12, 2025

Latest Research: No One Wants to Be Friends, and That’s Just How It Is Now
April 11, 2025

Chinese Fortune Cookies Now Universally Predict “You Will Not Go Far In Life” After U.S. Tariffs Hit Export Industry
April 9, 2025

Mother Gently Reminds Son That “This Is the Happiest Place on Earth” Before Threatening to Slap Him
April 8, 2025

Boyfriend Who Refuses to Work Suggests Girlfriend Move In With His Parents “So She and His Mom Can Take Care of Him”
April 6, 2025

Board Game Enthusiast Dominates Favourite Game Where You Arrange Meat and Cheese on a Board Before Eating It
April 3, 2025

Man With Autoimmune Disease Told To Heal Himself With Thoughts And Prayers
April 2, 2025

Man Transported 200 Years Into the Past Realises He Cannot Invent a Single Useful Thing
April 1, 2025

Man Hopes He Doesn’t Sound Arrogant, But He’s Literally Unbeatable At Pokémon
March 31, 2025

Young Worker Politely Inquires If ‘Exposure’ Can Be Used to Pay Rent
March 28, 2025

Man in Crisis After Girlfriend Asks What He’s Most Afraid Of and He Says ‘You’