The Capybara Post

Philosophy

June 6, 2025

Woman Picks Up Emotional Support Animal From Supermarket Rotisserie Display
June 4, 2025

Man Loses 25 Kilograms After One Week At Gym, Credits Rapid Weight Loss To Dumbbell Crushing His Leg Off
May 21, 2025

Nation Divided Over Whether They’d Rather Live With One Human-Sized Pigeon Or Twenty Pigeon-Sized Humans
May 6, 2025

Man Goes on Hike for Mental Health, Discovers His Physical Health is Absolute Trash
May 3, 2025

Man Hits Rock Bottom, Adds ‘Geologist’ To Resume; Has Meltdown, Immediately Updates With ‘Nuclear Physicist’
May 1, 2025

Man Still Wondering If His Recorded Call Was Ever Used For Training Or Quality Purposes
April 7, 2025

Man Politely Asks Various Things to Grow, Receives Only One Response
April 4, 2025

Man’s Dream Bathroom Break Mercifully Fails To Result In Real-Life Disaster
April 2, 2025

Brutally Honest Man Shocked To Discover He Cannot Take Brutal Honesty
April 2, 2025

Man Transported 200 Years Into the Past Realises He Cannot Invent a Single Useful Thing
March 21, 2025

Local Sausage Dog Enjoys Sausages for Dinner, Deepening Existential Crisis
March 20, 2025

Mexican Woman’s Loud, Potentially Lethal Fart Goes Unnoticed, Rendering It Non-News
March 15, 2025

Man’s Entire Sense of Self Shattered After Being Told He Is A Broccoli Head
March 9, 2025

Man Takes Himself on Self-Date, Falls Madly in Love
March 7, 2025

Man Deep in Thought After Realizing Pentagon May Not Know It’s Pentagonal
March 4, 2025

Woman Blames Government For Allowing Her To Make Own Decision
March 2, 2025

Man Who Has Never Tried Anything in Life Proudly Boasts of Unblemished Record of Success
February 25, 2025

Man Thrown Into Existential Crisis After Online Fruit Quiz Calls Him a Cantaloupe
February 16, 2025

Study Finds Humanity at Philosophical Crossroads: To Pee in the Sink or Sink in the Pee?
February 16, 2025

Man Who Caught 900th Pokémon Declares Life Complete