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Health

June 8, 2025

FDA Head Recommends Diabetics Try Cooking Classes Instead Of Insulin
June 6, 2025

Woman Picks Up Emotional Support Animal From Supermarket Rotisserie Display
June 4, 2025

Man Loses 25 Kilograms After One Week At Gym, Credits Rapid Weight Loss To Dumbbell Crushing His Leg Off
May 26, 2025

Man Deeply Moved As Wife Tells Him She’d Rather Die Than Be A Burden If She Ever Got Alzheimer’s
May 20, 2025

Scientists Confirm Sitting On Toilet At 11:59 PM Results In Natural Phenomenon Known As “Same Shit, Different Day”
May 9, 2025

Man Confirms Stomach Is Flat, Clarifies That The ‘L’ Is Silent
May 6, 2025

Man Goes on Hike for Mental Health, Discovers His Physical Health is Absolute Trash
May 3, 2025

Man Hits Rock Bottom, Adds ‘Geologist’ To Resume; Has Meltdown, Immediately Updates With ‘Nuclear Physicist’
April 23, 2025

Woman Has Wild Date, Decides She’s Emotionally Ready To Try A Fig
April 17, 2025

Local Man Questions Why He Should Take High Road When Psychopath Gets Better Results
April 15, 2025

Heroic Husband Performs Bacon Neurosurgery to Spare Wife From Horrific Encounter With Flavour
April 4, 2025

Man’s Dream Bathroom Break Mercifully Fails To Result In Real-Life Disaster
April 3, 2025

Man With Autoimmune Disease Told To Heal Himself With Thoughts And Prayers
March 31, 2025

U.S. Leadership Reportedly Using ChatGPT to Draft Most Cinematic Downfall of Incompetence and Cruelty Yet
March 30, 2025

Student Caught Flexing in Gym Mirror Asks, ‘Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who Is the Fittest of Us All?’
March 28, 2025

Local Woman Turns Vegan From Rising Taxes
March 26, 2025

Teacher Forced to Let “Fun-Sized” Student Use Washroom After Mini Bladder Argument Wins on Inclusivity Grounds
March 19, 2025

Bullfrog Learns Painful Lesson After Swallowing Vindictive Beetle; Local Woman Wishes Her Food Fought Back Too
March 7, 2025

America Proudly Rebrands Measles as ‘Freedom Sores’ to Reduce Public Health Concerns
February 16, 2025

State Horrified as Gymgoer’s Visible Panty Line Becomes More Interesting Than Actual Workout