SENGKANG, SINGAPORE — After years of moral restraint and mild-mannered suffering, local man Kyle Lim, 34, is reportedly questioning why he should keep taking the “high road” when the “psychopath” consistently delivers faster, louder, and significantly more satisfying outcomes.

“I stayed calm. I communicated maturely. I forgave people who definitely deserved a tire iron to the knees,” Lim said, shaking his head as he watched his emotionally unstable coworker get promoted for the third time. “Meanwhile, Chad from accounting just screamed into a salad and now he’s our team lead.”

Once a firm believer in empathy and measured responses, Lim is now reconsidering his entire value system after a stranger cut him in line, yelled, and still got free fries.

“They say the high road is noble,” Lim muttered. “But it’s just traffic cones, spiritual potholes, and passive-aggressive detours while the psychopaths barrel down the psychopath throwing middle fingers and collecting trophies.”

Sources confirm Lim recently began practicing explosive facial expressions in the mirror and researching phrases like “I don’t do boundaries—I obliterate them.”

At press time, he was seen Googling “how to weaponize eye contact” and whispering “I’m not crazy, I’m efficient” to himself while ironing a shirt he plans to throw during his next team meeting.