PORTLAND, OR—Despite never receiving explicit requests, local woman Emily Carter, 31, has reportedly continued her pattern of sending unsolicited pussy pics—high-resolution images of her cat, Mr. Whiskers—to friends, colleagues, and unsuspecting mutuals.

Sources close to Carter confirm that at least five separate group chats have been subjected to her aggressive feline photography campaign, often with no prior warning. “I was just sitting at work, minding my business, when suddenly—bam—there’s a close-up of some fluffy little paws in my notifications,” said Carter’s coworker, Jake Reynolds. “No context. No explanation. Just a cat, lounging in the sun, staring into my soul.”

Carter, who insists that “everyone loves a good pussy pic,” claims she is simply sharing her joy. “I don’t see the problem,” she said, scrolling through her camera roll, which reportedly contains over 2,000 nearly identical pictures of Mr. Whiskers. “If anything, I’m doing people a favor. Who wouldn’t want to receive a cute little surprise in the middle of their day?”

While some recipients have responded with enthusiasm, others remain uncertain about Carter’s approach. “I mean, I like cats, but she sends these pics at all hours,” said longtime friend Sarah Liu. “One time, I woke up at 2 AM to a close-up of his painted toe nails. That’s not normal behavior.”

Experts suggest Carter’s actions reflect a growing trend of unsolicited digital intimacy, where pet owners assume universal interest in their animals. “We’re seeing an increase in people recklessly distributing unsolicited content without consent,” said Dr. Lila Morrison, a behavioral psychologist.

Despite some pushback, Carter remains undeterred. “I’ll admit, I’ve lost a few followers over this, but I refuse to stop,” she said defiantly. “If sending high-quality, perfectly composed pussy pics makes me a menace, then so be it.”

At press time, Carter was seen preparing to send yet another unsolicited image of Mr. Whiskers aggressively loafing on her coffee table, captioned only: You’re welcome.

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